And late at night whilst down on all fours,
She used to watch me kiss the floor.

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I look a bit like this.

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I USED to look a bit different.

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I have a thing for American boys with a gamerscore.

Dad calls.

Dad: Hows the house going?
Me: It's almost done and I'm waiting to cough up blood from all the mold in my lungs.
Dad: Well as long as everything's packed up and ready to go to the storage unit.
Me: -Coughing- Here it comes.
Dad: Did you sweep too?
Me: -Gasping- Yep.
Dad: Mkay, I'll see how you did when I get off work, bye!
Me: -_-

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