February 2011
January 2011
If I dressed up as Caitlin Fairchild for my...
I wonder exactly who would get it and whether or not I would marry the first person to.
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get,...
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29811.) I HAD SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND ON THE...
*high fives* Welcome to the club.
I think it was worth it.
Just spent $77.
On rockabilly clothing. I suck with money.
leaguerulesfrownupon asked: .... Can I send you flowers or something on Valentine's Day? It's not fair how perfect you are. It's like perfect correlation between how amazing you are and how far away from me you are. I hate it
Anonymous asked: For some reason you don't seem like a Whiskey, Gal.
Anonymous asked: whered you buy those underwear you said you have from?
I dont know how I'm supposed to feel, my body's...
Seriously,
I’m taking applications for who wants to be my valentine. I’ll be damned if I go through another one without one. =/ Any takers?
Maybe you see it, maybe you don't, you're burning...
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So I use cocoa butter for the scar on my leg,
Well I was in Walmart today getting the lotion I normally get but they were out so I went to the pregnancy section because the lotions have the same ingredients and I got the ugliest glare from a lady in there so I just pushed out my stomach, smiled at her and said “Third time and I still don’t know who the daddy is.” She waddled her uptight ass away in anger.
I'm getting really sick of being second best.
It seems like I turn out that way in every romantic situation. I’m just honestly giving up, I’m done looking for someone that actually cares or wants me for something other than a distraction when they’re bored, obviously that person doesn’t exist for me right now.
My father is my father again for a day,
And then as if a switch was flipped he’s right back to the way he’s been.
It hurts, he’s honestly all I have and I feel like I have to wait until my birthday to get my father back only for a day.
My 2012 idea.
I think in 2012, in order to celebrate surviving, we should all walk outside of our houses naked and dance around. This may or may not be promptly followed by a giant orgy in the center of every major city of the world. Who’s down?
Hey sweetie, I need you here tonight.
leaguerulesfrownupon asked: Bri, relax. Remember when your Charmander evolved and it learned Slash and Fire Spin but doesn't learn Flamethrower for like another 15 levels? Yeah, that sucks. You just got that fucker to evolve into adulthood, where the fuck is the career and why is there all this Growl and teenage angst everywhere? I guess what I'm saying is I didn't feel like I was doing jack shit until I was...
All I need to know is that I'm something you'll be...
19 now.
fuck.
I kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father...
I feel like a failure,
My 19th birthday is tomorrow and I’m so far from where I toldm yself I’d be in life its not even funny.
leaguerulesfrownupon asked: Hey, sounds like shit's been pretty bad lately. Just remember you deserve happiness. Hope things get better
If I havn't lost weight when I go downstairs and...
My life, every day.
Life is too short, death doesn't ask, It don't owe...
Some things you lose, You don’t get back, So just know what you have.
I just don't want to hurt anymore.
I’m ready to find happiness.
So its pretty much a plan,
I’m moving in with El’s best friend. I love the kid dearly, he’s one of my best friends but I’m not exactly sure how it’ll turn out. I’ve got a bit of time until we get the apartment though so we’ll see what happens.
So today my God daughters father asked me why we...
The fact that one of my friends was pregnant with his child at the time just doesnt occur to him I guess.
adeceptivelysmallplethora replied to your post: adeceptivelysmallplethora replied to…
I cannot speak any language but English! >:
I wouldnt either if it weren’t for my family. Try a grandfather who can barely speak english.
adeceptivelysmallplethora replied to your post: adeceptivelysmallplethora replied to…
Oh. Nor can I!
Haha I replied in Japanese, which is the only other language I DO know.