Every tiny interaction I have with my ex makes me feel so lucky I’m not with him anymore.
Soon I wont have to though.

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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Anonymous said: How far along in your pregnancy are you?

Then I was like:

Three and a half months today (:

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My man bought me my dream stroller today. So psyched! He’s gonna be such a great father. ♡

My man bought me my dream stroller today. So psyched! He’s gonna be such a great father. ♡

So happy.

Cant wait goto get off work!

Strangers.

It’s so weird,
You are in love with someone,
You spend every day with them,
You learn what flavors of sherbet they like best,
Their different noises and mannerisms,
The different flecks of color in their eyes,
How they breathe while theyre sleeping.
All these little things you’ll learn, hundreds of facts about one person and in the end they’ll become a stranger.
Who knew you could know a stranger so well.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal / Secretary 2002

moviesexvideotape:

Maggie Gyllenhaal / Secretary 2002

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My sexy baby daddy cooking me up so dinner. ♡

He’s so gonna get it tonight.

My sexy baby daddy cooking me up so dinner. ♡

He’s so gonna get it tonight.

Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…

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Sex and Yakisoba.

Life is awesome.

So much lust mixed on with so much love, its perfect.

Tonight’s gonna be a fun night! ;)

Tonight’s gonna be a fun night! ;)

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Watermelon smuggling.

Watermelon smuggling.